This is a running list of great lines that bounce between my ears ever so often. Will try to have a translated to english version as well.
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a car. eer. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life." 
"Jara daru mein pani mila diya kar devdas."
"Jindagi ho gayi hai jaisi bell-bottom or khud khushi jeans ki pant."
"Hamari desh ki sattar phisadi abadi kheto mein jati hain... tatti karne sansani khez khulasa hai"
"pitaji aap mahan hai , aap great hai , aap missal hai, aap jaisa baap is dunia main nahi aap pujaya hai aap dhanya hai balki aaj mujhe ehsaas hua ki aap purush hi nahi...."
"Hailla!" "Ouiii Maaa!" "Aooou!"
Thoda Khao! Thoda Pheko! ..
